My Websites

The websites of me.

Cloudy, turning to FUD later
Musings from the cloudface on nerdy things and stuff generally related to my professional life.
Guy Chapman's Blahg
Skeptical activism - prodding the soft underbelly of quacks, crooks, frauds and charlatans.
My wiki
This is where I keep more or less static content, such as things about my model railway
No Helmet Law
A site showing that helmet laws are unnecessary and counterproductive

Sites I help with

Sites where I am webmaster or have provided significant technical input

WWDDTYDTY
What "What Doctors Don't Tell You" Don't Tell You
Optimization WordPress Plugins & Solutions by W3 EDGE
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