Cagerscope

Drivers! We know what you want! The DfT may be wasting time and money trying to remove traffic jams, but we know you like traffic jams - you work hard overtaking to get a few extra seconds in the queue, it's a chance to put the phone down and finish your coffee.

The ABD waste time and effort bleating about speed limits. As if you care! You don't want to go any faster, you just want to be in front! That's right, extensive research has linked several observed phenomena and finally worked out that what drivers want is to be in front. Just look at the evidence!


 * drivers risk the six points and a small fine for killing a cyclist in order to get in front of them - and then immediately turn right!
 * drivers pull out in front of moving vehicles and then pootle off at walking pace!
 * drivers overtake on blind bends and in the face of oncoming traffic!
 * drivers buy huge 4x4s and people carriers to see over the roof of the car in front - which is another 4x4 or people carrier!

Yes, drive on any motorway in a car with cruise control and you'll soon be overtaken by a Mondeo or a Vectra. The driver will pull in (provided you're not in lane 1 obviously) and then slow down! They have no intention of going any faster, they just want to be in front!

We can finally end the misery and frustration. Here at last is the product which will get the car three feet in front out of your face! No more staring at the back numberplate of some numpty who's driving too close in front...

The All-New CAGERSCOPE! Fits in seconds to any standard car, mounting on the unused piece of windscreen in front of the driver's eyes. Check these amazing features:


 * seven feet high to allow you to see over the tallest vehicle!
 * swivels fully 8° each way, more than doubling the normal field of view
 * includes adjustable colour filter - never see another red light again!
 * saves time - looks straight over the heads of cyclists and pedestrians

We're so confident you'll love the Cagerscope that we'll give you your money back if you're not fully satisfied! Just think - no more last-minute braking because the van in front obscured the camera sign! No more parking hassles - simply reverse the Cagerscope and drive straight into the car in front. By reversing back and front, you've made it their fault!

The All New Cagerscope - from the people who brought you Cageglass.