Cage Glass

Now available to cyclists: the secret products which have been making our roads safer for years!

Thanks to the resurgence in cycling caused by London congestion charges a number of products previously available only to car drivers can now be economically marketed to cyclists. Be the first on u.r.c to benefit from these fantastic safety products! Become a Safe Rider without modifying your behaviour!

CageGlass&trade;
Previously available only in car windscreens, Polkington® CageGlass&trade; has long been a road safety secret. Available now for the first time in cycling goggles, CageGlass&trade; allows cyclists to share these fantastic benefits previously available only to motorists:


 * see round corners, avoiding unnecessary braking
 * see clearly in fog, rain and snow allowing you to maintain full speed in all conditions
 * renders internal misting and external frost invisible - fantastic on those cold winter mornings when a fast getaway is all important
 * remains crystal clear however cracked and scratched, even when covered with old car park tickets, empty licence holders and "Documents Enclosed" wallets

With new CageGlass&trade; goggles you will be able to ride faster in all conditions*, shaving valuable seconds off your journeys!


 * May cause death or serious injury to bystanders

Watch out for these other fabulous products coming soon:


 * Stunlop® Maxigrip&trade; tyres - no loss of grip in wet or icy conditions! Corner without the need to slow down! Brake at the last minute with no fear of skidding!
 * Shite-axe® Megaweb® - a two inch band of this woven miracle fibre over your right shoulder renders you impervious to harm, allowing you to go even faster without endangering anyone!
 * New Driverbeer&trade; contains top-secret Cagerhol® instead of alcohol! Patented Cagerhol®, developed by chemists over a period of several decades, enhances your driving ability with every milligram so you can drive safely after three or even four pints of full strength Driverbeer!