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Path: num2.nntp.dca.giganews.com!num1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!number.nntp.dca.giganews.com!border3.nntp.dca.giganews.com!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!postnews.google.com!15g2000vbb.googlegroups.com!not-for-mail Message-ID: <5c24607f-1018-4726-b41a-64fff91b10e0@15g2000vbb.googlegroups.com> From: Nuxx Bar  Newsgroups: uk.rec.cycling Subject: Re: The CTC Date: Tue, 20 Sep 2011 12:10:13 -0700 (PDT) References:  <20110918132048.6a6255d4@sirius> <5q4c775ntekbcbi20de5v9eb45pgns7ejn@4ax.com> Lines: 54 Organization: http://groups.google.com NNTP-Posting-Host: 87.113.137.62 Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable X-Trace: posting.google.com 1316546286 29127 127.0.0.1 (20 Sep 2011 19:18:06 GMT) X-Complaints-To: groups-abuse@google.com NNTP-Posting-Date: Tue, 20 Sep 2011 19:18:06 +0000 (UTC) Complaints-To: groups-abuse@google.com Injection-Info: 15g2000vbb.googlegroups.com; posting-host=87.113.137.62; posting-account=WrLs9woAAAD151hWKA9yknAtxFHW4kE4 User-Agent: G2/1.0 X-Google-Web-Client: true X-Google-Header-Order: HUALESNKRC X-HTTP-UserAgent: Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 6.0; rv:6.0.2) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/6.0.2,gzip(gfe) Bytes: 4259 Xref: perfectly-safe.chapmancentral.co.uk uk.rec.cycling:1053945

On Sep 18, 4:52=A0pm, "Just zis Guy, you know?"  wrote: > > Knowing Judith it's probably been leaked that membership dropped by > three this year or something

Judith, I've noticed that the above poster has continually made unpleasant and unprovoked comments about you lately on this newsgroup (I know, it's very out of character, isn't it?) According to the greatest legal minds on here, this is a most serious criminal offence known as "harassment", and is definite grounds for a complaint to the police.

What you must do is painstakingly go through every one of the above poster's messages (assuming you're sad and obsessive enough to want to spend your time doing that), and whenever they have so much as mentioned you (even just mentioning you warrants a good 5 years in jail), you must print out the post (together with all headers), and then once you've gone through the lot, take all the printouts to your local police station, dump them on the desk in CID, and demand that they investigate the case as a priority because you're such an important person (a thought leader nonetheless, who has met a veritable cornucopia of famous people) and it's so obvious beyond all doubt that you're the innocent victim in all this. (BTW do make sure that if you've put up any web pages attacking or slandering the above poster or any of his buddies, you take them down first, so as to avoid accusations of hypocrisy, bringing it on yourself, wallowing in shit and then complaining about being covered in shit, harassment, stalking, etc.)

Then you must continually and constantly boast on here that you have made this report, as this is sure to *really* bother the poster and make them so scared that they'll never post here again (if you can't beat them, censor them!) The police are sure to conduct a thorough and meticulous investigation, complete with incident room and hotline, as it's not like they've got thousands of better things to do and your "complaint" is utterly spurious, malicious, frivolous and without substance, or anything like that.

But if, for some unfathomable and bizarre reason, the police take one look at the pile of "evidence" and then bin it and tell you to stop wasting their time with petty online disputes that are nothing to do with them, then that's OK...as long as you're sociopathic and deceitful, you can still come on here and imply that the police *have* actually taken you remotely seriously and that the poster is looking at serious time. If you have any gullible sycophants then they will of course believe and repeat every pompous, pseudo-legalistic, sophistry-ridden pronouncement that you make on the subject without verifying or questioning it in any way. (It helps if such people have a track record of believing what they want to believe, rather than what is actually true.)

There, that should clear that up. Give him hell Judith! I bet he's absolutely shaking in his helmet already.