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Path: num2.nntp.dca.giganews.com!num1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!number.nntp.dca.giganews.com!border3.nntp.dca.giganews.com!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!npeer02.iad.highwinds-media.com!news.highwinds-media.com!feed-me.highwinds-media.com!news.glorb.com!news-transit.tcx.org.uk!news.stack.nl!feeds.news.ox.ac.uk!news.ox.ac.uk!zen.net.uk!hamilton.zen.co.uk!reader02.news.zen.co.uk.POSTED!not-for-mail Message-ID: <4e29763e$0$2944$fa0fcedb@news.zen.co.uk> From: Nuxx Bar  Newsgroups: uk.rec.cycling Subject: Re: n+1 Date: Fri, 22 Jul 2011 14:08:14 +0100 References:   Lines: 27 User-Agent: Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; U; Intel Mac OS X 10.7; en-US; rv:1.9.2.18) Gecko/20110616 Thunderbird/3.1.11 MIME-Version: 1.0 In-Reply-To:  Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit Organization: Zen Internet NNTP-Posting-Host: f64238ff.news.zen.co.uk X-Trace: DXC=oQTNI5mIZlUcM80G9H[=A\YjZGX^207P[` On 20/07/2011 21:19, Bertie Wooster wrote: >> Amoung cycling enthusiasts, such as myself, there is a general >> formula for the number of bicycles desired: > >> If n is the number of bicycles owned, n+1 is the number desired. > >> I have just taken delivery of a genuine Chinese cargo tricycle. OK - >> so it is not strictly a bicycle, but it is close enough to satisfy >> the formula. > >> It cost £40, shipping was a further £160! I have not yet assembled >> it, but you can be assured that I will assemble it in my new kitchen, >> and provide plenty of kitchen porn. > > How much Marmite can you carry with one of those?

Oh, ha fucking ha.

Have you noticed that so far, you seem to be the only one who actually wants me to stop posting to URC? How does that make you feel? Sorry to have added to the long, long list of truths which you find inconvenient. I'll try not to remind you of it too much (because that's how you like to treat Inconvenient Truths, isn't it? Everyone else has got to keep quiet about them purely for *your* comfort, not that that's unbelievably selfish and self-centred or anything.  Speed cameras cause deaths...OOPS!  There's another one...).