Quotations

"To every complex problem there is a solution which is simple, neat and wrong" - H. L. Mencken.

"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are so sure of themselves, and wiser men so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell.

"The best way I know of to win an argument is to start by being in the right." - Lord Hailsham

"Let us have a moment of silence for all Americans who are now stuck in traffic on their way to a health club to ride a stationary bicycle." - Congressman Earl Blumenauer (Oregon)

"Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something; in the absence of good grounds for belief, he will be satisfied with bad ones." - Bertrand Russell

"We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true." - Robert Wilensky

"There are four kinds of Homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy." -- Ambrose Bierce