Nuxx:B0f9f6d3-a73d-4cd0-9ce0-d8bfb8063f1d@j39g2000yqn.googlegroups.com

Path: number1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!border2.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!postnews.google.com!j39g2000yqn.googlegroups.com!not-for-mail Message-ID:  From: Nuxx Bar  Newsgroups: uk.rec.cycling Subject: I'm So Big & Clever Date: Fri, 6 Mar 2009 11:47:19 -0800 (PST) Lines: 35 Organization: http://groups.google.com NNTP-Posting-Host: 81.156.251.147 Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Trace: posting.google.com 1236368839 27526 127.0.0.1 (6 Mar 2009 19:47:19 GMT) X-Complaints-To: groups-abuse@google.com NNTP-Posting-Date: Fri, 6 Mar 2009 19:47:19 +0000 (UTC) Complaints-To: groups-abuse@google.com Injection-Info: j39g2000yqn.googlegroups.com; posting-host=81.156.251.147; posting-account=7_6kYAkAAABD6HrjM0VxehwvZOKMxm4g User-Agent: G2/1.0 X-HTTP-UserAgent: Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 6.0; en-GB; rv:1.9.0.6) Gecko/2009011913 Firefox/3.0.6 (.NET CLR 3.5.30729),gzip(gfe),gzip(gfe) Bytes: 3096 Xref: perfectly-safe.chapmancentral.co.uk uk.rec.cycling:688119

My killfile's bigger than yours. That means I'm really tough, and far more sophisticated than you. Every time I read an opinion that differs to mine, and especially if I read a post which neatly proves one of my viewpoints to be wrong, I pretend that I haven't read it, killfile the poster concerned, and then boast that I've done so while calling that poster a "troll".

This means that I'm better and more intellectual than others, and that my dick is absolutely huge (in fact it temporarily gets even huger every time I killfile someone). Whereas those who actually debate with those who disagree with them, or (worse still) actually admit to having been wrong about something, are laughable, pathetic weaklings by comparison. Fancy being guided by what is true, rather than one's ego. Fancy having the guts to admit when you're beaten. I mean really.

I'm superior. My killfile says it all. Oh, and speed cameras save lives. If you say otherwise, and especially if you make that assertion look foolish, simplistic and/or agenda-led, you know what'll happen. We like to pretend that things are a certain way round here, and anyone who comes and bursts our carefully-crafted bubble of delusion will be insulted and ignored, just so that the lurkers know that we can't find fault with what they have put - I mean, think that what they have put is so ludicrous that it's not worthy of being disproved, even one solitary time. We don't need to show that we can disprove what they've put; it's just obvious. Just look at the respective sizes of our killfiles. Nuff said.

So next time you're thinking of disagreeing with me, just remember how large my killfile is compared with yours. That should put an end to all debate there and then about who's right and who's the stronger, fitter, bigger, cleverer person. I'm the dog's, pure and simple.

Guy, Roger, Terry, Ian and the others about whom there is nothing interesting or individual whatsoever