This Old Bike

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URC, we played one,

Unicycling's lots of fun

Shin pads, wrist guards, freemount and away

It's a Coker of a day!

URC, we played two,

Fixie riding's what we do

Once you've mastered it riding is a breeze

(Watch you don't blow out your knees)

URC, we played three,

Trice is twice as nice for me

Laid-back touring, music to my ears

I'm equipped with ninety gears

URC, we played four,

8-freight's good but Brox takes more

Pile it high and give the cranks a twist,

Fully charged with spark-assist

URC, we played five,

Ride to school, 'cos we don't drive

Trike with pashley U+2 behind

It's not fast but we don't mind

URC, we played six,

Octos really does the trick,

Five to stoke and only one to steer,

All the rest can share a beer