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Path: num2.nntp.dca.giganews.com!num1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!number.nntp.dca.giganews.com!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!npeer01.iad.highwinds-media.com!news.highwinds-media.com!feed-me.highwinds-media.com!news.glorb.com!news2.glorb.com!feeder.erje.net!newsfeed.straub-nv.de!dedekind.zen.co.uk!zen.net.uk!hamilton.zen.co.uk!prichard.zen.co.uk.POSTED!not-for-mail Message-ID:  From: Phil Wanker Lee  Newsgroups: uk.rec.cycling Subject: I Hate Motorists Date: Mon, 16 Nov 2009 18:58:35 -0000 Lines: 19 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit User-Agent: MicroPlanet-Gravity/2.9.13 X-Antivirus: avast! (VPS 091116-0, 16/11/2009), Outbound message X-Antivirus-Status: Clean Organization: Zen Internet NNTP-Posting-Host: 9dd1b81f.news.zen.co.uk X-Trace: DXC=5HH<iaodlNj\PSINQ]X;?i0g@SS;SF6ngR9OH0:RnENdHc9e9cPEQWf`:ITG5aA:cg3MU@mNAbDN` X-Complaints-To: abuse@zen.co.uk Bytes: 2013 Xref: perfectly-safe.chapmancentral.co.uk uk.rec.cycling:742482

And so do my fellow fuckwits Chapman, Spindrift, mileburner, etc. What we do is help each other out by chiming in with generalised insults and other distracting, obfuscating crap whenever anyone makes anti-motorist measures look stupid, wins an argument with a car-hater (i.e. "has an argument with a car-hater"), or otherwise talks sense on road safety. We've also now got a new newsgroup, uk.rec.cycling.censored, where we can stop such adverse comments from appearing in the first place, thereby allowing us to pretend even more that the world is how we want it to be.

If we pretend hard enough, who knows, maybe speed cameras really will start saving lives, and then the motorist scum will just have to put up with them, and of course motorists suffering can only be a good thing (for some reason which is never actually explained, because we're too cowardly to even admit to hating motorists in the first place).

-- "Staying below the speed limit is unquestionably the most important safety factor when driving" - Phil Wanker Lee