This Old Bike

From ChapmanCentral

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URC, we played one,
Unicycling's lots of fun
Shin pads, wrist guards, freemount and away
It's a Coker of a day!

URC, we played two,
Fixie riding's what we do
Once you've mastered it riding is a breeze
(Watch you don't blow out your knees)

URC, we played three,
Trice is twice as nice for me
Laid-back touring, music to my ears
I'm equipped with ninety gears

URC, we played four,
8-freight's good but Brox takes more
Pile it high and give the cranks a twist,
Fully charged with spark-assist

URC, we played five,
Ride to school, 'cos we don't drive
Trike with pashley U+2 behind
It's not fast but we don't mind

URC, we played six,
Octos really does the trick,
Five to stoke and only one to steer,
All the rest can share a beer